Bored pile Foundation: Elephant Gets A Prosthetic Leg!?

Man things are crazy - India is using TV to keep people from having sex, Thailand is giving artificial legs to elephants? And Sony files a patent for Playstation S&M? First up, in India, there's a bit of an overpopulation problem. Well... Actually, it's fucking crazy. It's so bad, in fact, that on this years World Population Day - yeah, I never heard of it either -- Indias minister of health and welfare came up with a possible solution to take care of Indias exploding population. Spongebob. Well... Not really Spongebob but TV in general -- although nothing makes me lose the urge to merge like a funny episode of Spongebob. Dora the explorer, on the other hand, is an entirely different story, but that's a whole other episode. Anyway, so people in India are fucking too much, and making too many babies, and the solution is to get electricity into smaller Indian villages which are currently without power, so that they can run tvs and have something *else* to do at night before they go to sleep. It's not just that there are too many people, over population taxes already limited water supplies, the people use up whatever little electricity is available, and have a very negative environmental impact -- so it's in all of our best interest if these villages get reruns of Law & Order, pronto. I mean really who can fuck while watching that? Up next, what do you get when the elephant you're putting to work in a logging camp steps on a land mine? No, not elephant burgers for weeks, you ...